Bag Full of Problems

IRL bag today:

• 2 energy drink cans  
• 1 broken zipper pouch
• 1 chicken nugget (???)  
• 3 unread texts from my mom  
• 1 sticky note that says “hydration is a spell”

In-game bag:

• 47 ancient runecloths  
• 5 heirlooms I refuse to delete  
• 2 murloc costumes  
• 121 quest items I “might need later”  
• 1 blackened defias mask I wear when feeling spicy

I’m not okay in either realm.   But at least my boots have +15 agility in Azeroth.

If you know, you know.   If you don’t… roll a toon and find out.